Peanutbutter Bunny Time XD

[Edward Cresent]

Edward was bouncing off the walls in his dorm room. It annoyed the heck out of everyone in there, except for a select few. One of the guys actually grabbed his arm and told him to be quiet. He just grinned and shrugged. It wasn't his problem if they were happy people.

He left the common room and went all the way down to the Great Hall for breakfast. He sniffed the air and sighed. "I'm so hungry," he said while licking his lips.

Momo who was on top of his head frowned. "You're always hungry Ed," he muttered. He couldn't help but grin up at the bunny on his head as he bounced over to the Gryffindor table.

"What's up everybody?" He laughed and sat down happily enjoying the attention everybody was giving him, whether it be bad or good.

[Alucard Demonata]

Alucard sat at the Slytherin table, drinking a glass of lemonade, he glanced around at the other Slytherins at the table. They were attempting to start a conversation with him about where he was the other night. Like he was going to tell them! It wasn't any of their business. Ignoring the blonde girl next to him, bragging about how she had recently hexed a Gryffindor students, Alucard asked her to pass the peanut butter.

'There isn't any left.' The girl said to him, trying to look as if she were disappointed. Yeah right, save it for someone else. Alucard looked down the table for any sign of peanut butter. Nothing. Sighing, he got up from the table, getting a few stares from the Slytherins and a couple students on the Ravenclaw table nearby. He glanced at their table, no peanut butter... Alucard wandered over to the Hufflepuff table. No peanut butter.

Did this world really hate him that much? All he wanted was a bit of peanut butter!

Alucard wanted to avoid the Gryffindor table, mainly because out of the crowd, he noticed the Gryffindor with the pink bunny on his head. This student was one that everyone knew, according to the Slytherins he was the "freak with the lump of sh*t on his head". But if he'd have to stoop so low to get peanut butter from the Gryffindor table, then so be it. Alucard cautiously wandered over, his eyes scanning up and down the table. There actually was some peanut butter but it was near the weird kid with the pink thing on his head.

Groaning, Alucard wandered over, receiving even more looks from the Slytherins and the Gryffindors than anyone else. He leaned over the bench and grabbed the jar of peanut butter. "That's an ugly bear." Alucard snickered, leering at the boy's toy. How old was he anyways?

[Edward Cresent]

"That's an ugly bear." Ed looked over his shoulder at the Slytherin who'd just grabbed a jar of peanut butter. "Maybe you need your eyes checked. He's a bunny," Edward said happily. A grin flew across his face as he got up and stretched his arms above his head.

Momo looked down. "Eddie I really don't think you should talk to the older boy like that," he whispered shaking a bit. Ed just laughed. "It's okay Momo he only looks scary, but Slytherin's are the life of the party are they not Mr. Slytherin?" he asked looking at the Slytherin.

Another grin crossed his face. He hugged the boy laughing. "We just all want some loving," he said pulling back. He closed his eyes smiling. "You're cute you know...for a supposed scary Slytherin," he added.

Edward opened his eyes and tilted his head to the side, causing Momo to grab a hold of his long brown hair, that almost had a greenish tent to it. The pink bunny glared down at him. "Someday you're going to get into some trouble Ed," he muttered. He looked at the Slytherin and shrugged. "I'm Edward Cresent"

[Alucard Demonata]

"Maybe you need your eyes checked. He's a bunny,"

Alucard eyes widened almost to the size of a basketball. What?! Who fed this poor child something he should have eaten? Alucard smirked, "Yeah, whatever it is." He couldn't careless whether it was a bear or a mountain lion, it was still pretty ugly. What kind of boy was attracted to a pink bunny? Pink on clothing was fine... pink candy was bearable... pink objects were tolerable. But a bunny, the animal that only little girls liked, and pink, a color that was said to be originally made for the female species- it was made into one, that was just scary. So terrifying that Alucard could just scream... or not.

"It's okay Momo he only looks scary, but Slytherin's are the life of the party are they not Mr. Slytherin?"

Alucard never found anything the Slytherins did fun- especially their sad attempts to have a very exciting party of some sort in the Common Room. Those were the most depressing things that Alucard had ever laid eyes on. Alucard was absolutely taken-aback when the boy had actually hugged him, he was talking about something having to do with 'love'... Alucard had one hand holding the jar of peanut butter, trying to pry loose from the boy's grip was proving to be difficult. "You have GOT to be joking." Alucard said, scratching the back of his head.

"You're cute you know...for a supposed scary Slytherin,"

Alucard had heard extremely strange things in the last few days but this one... was... weirder than the rest. Alucard's fist twitched, he was just about to give this boy the beating of his life. Although, what he had said was slightly satisfying, considering the fact that Alucard had seen this boy before in the hallways- he was a little cute minus his stupidity.

"I'm Edward Cresent"

"What's wrong with you, you damn brat!?" Alucard said, regaining his sanity as he slowly recovered from his confusion. "Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?" Alucard snickered, looking at the boy through the corner of his half-lidded eyes, he began to walk away from the Gryffindor table. "If you know what's good for you, shutting up would be the answer."

[Edward Cresent]

"Yeah, whatever it is." Edward pouted as he looked at the Slytherin. "Come on you know what a bunny looks like don't you?" he asked. "They have big floppy ears and fluffy tails," he said as he made a signal for ears with his hands and shook his behind as if he had a tail. Momo was trying to hang onto his head the whole time. He grinned at the Slytherin. "I even have a bunny costume that looks like Momo here," he said jestering to the bunny on his head.

"You have GOT to be joking." Ed grinned up at the other boy. "No I'm always honest in my feelings," he said nodding to himself. "Although there are times that I do like to joke but this isn't one of those occassions," he said.

He grinned at the Slytherin who seemed bothered by him. He didn't really care. If the Slytherin had just stayed at his table, Ed probably wouldn't have even noticed him and singled him out. Though he had to admit the Slytherin had a nice front and backside. A slight flush flew across his face.

"What's wrong with you, you damn brat!? Didn't your mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers? If you know what's good for you, shutting up would be the answer." Edward looked like he was about to cry. "Wait!" he cried out. He ran after the Slytherin and jumped on his back. "You can't just leave me," he said pouting. Ah the fun in creating a scene.

[Alucard Demonata]

"Come on you know what a bunny looks like don't you? They have big floppy ears and fluffy tails, I even have a bunny costume that looks like Momo here."

Alucard could have sworn that someone slipped something into this guy's drink, otherwise, he wouldn't be acting this way. As soon as the boy spoke about a certain bunny costume, Alucard pictured the boy in a playboy bunny costume- as nice as a thought like that would seem to Alucard, this was not the time or the place... too many people were looking at them. Alucard didn't really like the unpleasant feeling of being overwhelmed by all the eyes on him... he didn't care about the Gryffindor, he probably got this kind of attention all the time.

"No I'm always honest in my feelings. Although there are times that I do like to joke but this isn't one of those occassions."

Oh, so he actually got serious sometimes. Alucard would love to see that but he'd probably be even more annoying when he was serious than when he wasn't. A smirk spread across Alucard's face, "Well, then your parents must be terribly proud of raising an extremely honest son." Alucard wasn't sure whether he, himself, was honest- he swept from being a liar and someone who told the truth constantly. It was always hard to tell.

"Wait!"

As he walked away, Alucard heard the scariest word that had reached his ears in the past couple months. He spun around, raising his eyebrow, was he really going to cry? The Gryffindor looked like he was on the verge of tears. Alucard didn't say anything with his jar of peanut butter, he slowly began to walk away. He hated being made a fool of, especially in a situation like this where everyone was examining his every move.

"You can't just leave me,"

Something caused Alucard to drop the jar of peanut butter and have the gooey contents spread across the floor in a smashed heap. That something was the Gryffindor who had jumped on to his back. How old was this guy? Was he a three year old trapped in an older body? Alucard felt as if a hole should appear and swallow him up, so he could die there. "What the f*ck do you think you are doing?! Get off my back!" Alucard said, viciously moving from side to side to get him off.

Besides, Alucard liked being on the top.

((XD Couldn't resist!))

[Edward Cresent]

"Well, then your parents must be terribly proud of raising an extremely honest son." Ed grinned at the other boy. "No actually they're more proud of Momo," he said. "They think I should be more like Momo, but no I don't want to. I like being the way I am," he said with an innocent look that crossed his face.

"What the f*ck do you think you are doing?! Get off my back!" Edward grinned and hugged the Slytherin tightly. "You don't like hugs? Well I do and you're just so cute that I need to hug you. I love the way you feel," he said an started rubbing his cheek along the Slytherin's head. "You smell really good to. What do you use?" he asked tilting his head to the side.

Edward found himself snuggling his body closer to the Slytherin. A hint of a smirk crossed his face. He looked down at the spilled peanutbutter and looked around. There wasn't anymore, and the whole of Hogwarts seemed to be centering their attention on them. He stuck his tongue out at them all. "I saw him first!" he said loudly.

He leaned forward a little. "I'll get you some more peanutbutter later," he said smiling. "We can both share some later," he added.

[Alucard Demonata]

"No actually they're more proud of Momo. They think I should be more like Momo, but no I don't want to. I like being the way I am."

"And I can see why they're proud of something that doesn't talk." Alucard thought, he wasn't just about to quit. "I'm surprised, if you jump on them like this all the time." Alucard managed to say, his hands finally reaching the boy's. He tried to jab at them as much as he could to try and make him let go. The Gryffindor had super human strength, whatever Alucard tried... this thing wouldn't let go. This was a punishment, wasn't it! If only Alucard did not want peanut butter, if only there wasn't anything near this abomination!

"You don't like hugs? Well I do and you're just so cute that I need to hug you. I love the way you feel,"

"Well, you just had to do it while we were in front of a million people, didn't you?" Alucard said, angrily. He was going to go through Hell when he went up to the Common Room tonight. That's it, thanks to this idiot, Alucard was going to sleep somewhere outside where no one could bother him about this... Atleast, when Alucard had seen this Gryffindor in the hallways, he hadn't been like this- he seemed just a little bit decent. Little being the key word here.

"You smell really good to. What do you use?"

"Uh..." Alucard's brain just turned into mush, all this trying to get away from this guy was too hard. And his cheeks were slowly beginning to get rather pink. Alucard was too embarrassed to really take in what the Gryffindor had said, he something that had to do with seeing him first.

"I'll get you some more peanutbutter later. We can both share some later."

Was he programmed to scare the living daylights out of Alucard? Alucard glared, too scared to look over his shoulders, "Whatever it takes to get you off me, you freak..." he managed to say through clenched teeth, his hands balled into fists, they were shaking madly. He could even feel a vein throbbing against his forehead.

[Edward Cresent]

"I'm surprised, if you jump on them like this all the time." Ed grinned. "No he only jumps on people he really can't resist pestering," Momo finally put in. He snickered up at Momo. "Well I just couldn't resist jumping you when you were going to leave me," he said. Momo held onto his head and shook his own head, making his pink ears flop around.

"Well, you just had to do it while we were in front of a million people, didn't you?" Edward tilted his head to the side. "Oh it's not that big of a deal. I think they're enjoying the show though," he added grinning.

His gaze went over to the Slytherin table. He grinned and waved at them. He looked at the boy in his arms and smiled. He was turning a steady pinkish color. More, more...more. His eyes brightened. "Ah you are so cute," he said hugging the Slytherin even tighter. "By the way, what's your name?" he asked curiously.

"Whatever it takes to get you off me, you freak..." He smiled even more. "Oh I don't want to let go just yet," he replied. "I feel so great in this position," he said snuggling closer to the other boy.

[Alucard Demonata]

"Well I just couldn't resist jumping you when you were going to leave me,"

That made Alucard feel a whole lot better- not. It made Alucard want to get shot in the head by anyone, Alucard's eyes scanned the Gryffindor talbe, his eyes falling on a plate filled with strange-looking scones. Those looked like they could kill him with one bite. This was terrible, Alucard shoved his hand into his pocket, where was his wand when he needed it the most?

"Oh it's not that big of a deal. I think they're enjoying the show though,"

Alucard hesitated but he finally gathered enough courage to look over at the other students. Nearly all of the boys looked absolutely horrified and the girls all looked like they were going die happy. "I think the only one who is enjoying it is you!" Alucard growled. The memory of what Tristan had said in the Forbidden Forest: "I bet you couldn't a boyfriend with the week." Damn him, and this crazy moron on his back!

"Ah you are so cute. By the way, what's your name?"

Like Alucard was ever going to dare tell him his name. But lucky enough, right at that moment. All the Slytherins girls had mindlessly wandered over and started shouting things like 'Ooh! What a cute choice, Alucard!' 'Alucard, hug him back!' 'You are so cute together, Alucard!' Stupid girls. Like Alucard was retarded enough to listen to them. All he wanted was to have this Gryffindor let go off him.

"Oh I don't want to let go just yet. I feel so great in this position."

What?! What did he think this was? ... Alucard didn't want to exactly find out... not right now, anyways. "Ugh. Get off or I'll kill you."

[Edward Cresent]

"I think the only one who is enjoying it is you!" Ed looked around a grinned. "Well I think the girls are enjoying it as well," he said pointing. All this teasing was hilarious to say the least. His eyes were bright as he looked at Alucard. A song came to his head. He bobbed his head and bounced a bit. A happy smile crossed his face.

He began singing Spicy Marmalade out loud, while the girls were throwing out pointers to Alucard. He bobbed his head more and smiled. A flush of excitement crossed his face as he sang. He actually had a great singing voice. He looked at Alucard.

"Ugh. Get off or I'll kill you." Oo someone was a bit in a bad mood. Had he gotten up on the wrong side of the bed? He grinned as he got off still singing.

"So your name is Alucard...It's so kawaii," he murmured. He fell to his knees and hugged him around his legs. He looked up at Alucard innocently. "Take me with you please," he said.

[Alucard Demonata]

Why couldn't Death just swoop down and take Alucard away? Instead, his understanding in everything that was going on was knocked down and mutilated.

"Well I think the girls are enjoying it as well,"

Yes, well, the girls were idiots. They were just as brainless as Edward could ever be. They probably didn't even know the difference between an orange and a tangerine- not that Alucard even cared to know what it was. But it really didn't matter. There was only one thing that did. Someone started singing... Alucard looked around the Great Hall absolutely stunned, who the hell was singing? At a time like this?

It took a few seconds for Alucard to realize that the boy was actually the one who was singing. Alucard had to admit, Edward's singing was amazing, he could see that he had a talent- and it had nothing to do with annoying people. He felt speechless, Edward slipped off from Alucard's back. Finally, Alucard could breathe again, but boy, was he going feel some pain tommorow.

"So your name is Alucard...It's so kawaii,"

Alucard stood their silently as he watched Edward fall to his knees and hug Alucard's legs. Alucard's name was far from "kawaii".

"Take me with you please,"

Alucard bit his lip, narrowing his eyebrows at Edward, he smacked the back of Edward's head. Did he have to make everything so humiliating? "Let go of my legs." Alucard said coolly, "And you promised me some peanut butter."

[Edward Cresent]

Edward rubbed the back of his head and caught Momo when he fell off his head. He petted the bunnies head and smiled. "You okay Momo?" he asked. He pulled back and looked up at Alucard. "Let go of my legs. And you promised me some peanut butter." He grinned up at Alucard and nodded.

Getting to his feet again, Ed placed Momo back on his head. "You should really take better care of me," Momo muttered. He looked up at the bunny and poked him. "You should really try to hang on tighter. Just don't pull my hair to much," he said. He looked back at Alucard and grinned.

"Momo's just having a bad day. To bad my day is going so good," he noted. "So let's go get that peanutbutter...tonight. I don't think we would want to get caught going there during the day," he said as he locked his hands together behind him. "What time is good for you?" he asked.

[Alucard Demonata]

"You okay Momo? You should really try to hang on tighter. Just don't pull my hair to much,"

Edward was talking.... to the bunny again. Alucard didn't know how he could understand a toy speak but then again, Alucard didn't have mental issues. Alucard tossed his head to the see to glare at the crowd of students as if he was going to pick up a butter knife and repeatedly jab them with it until they either left or died. Some of them still stood there, avoiding eye contact with him, and watched Momo. Meanwhile, others left, pretending as if they did not see anything or they started talking about what they had just seen.

Not only did they get breakfast but they got a show with it, too.

"Momo's just having a bad day. To bad my day is going so good,"

Alucard didn't find it amusing, he still couldn't help but feel flattered, though. Flattered enough that he started blushing and he covered it up with one hand.

"So let's go get that peanutbutter...tonight. I don't think we would want to get caught going there during the day,"

Alucard frowned, did Edward just say 'tonight'? Saying that was almost as close as saying, 'Please bite me.' and Alucard wasn't really fond of the idea of sucking this guy's blood, he'd probably catch his stupidity. But f*ck being a vampire, Alucard was going... after all, it'd be alone time and no one else would be there to watch. What the hell? Alucard was not thinking about that, he just liked the thought of being alone with Edward to have a man-to-man chat- yeah right.

"What time is good for you?"

"Any time." Alucard said in a low enough growl, so that only Edward could hear him. And he didn't want to admit that he had no idea where Edward was talking about exactly, in fact he didn't even want to consider asking him. He said as plainly as he could, "I'll meet you in the Entrance Hall." All this for peanut butter? Oh well, hopefully, the sacrifice was worth it.

((Hmm. Well, I can always make a new thread, if you want me to.))

[Edward Cresent]

[OOOOHHH I dunno sure...why not. *snickers* You know....Momo is enchanted, so he can speak. hehe.]


Apparently Alucard couldn't hear a single thing Momo said. Maybe he was a bit deaf? Edward grinned at the taller boy and saluted to him. He grabbed a cookie out of his pocket that he had snagged and took a bite. Sugar...mm. "Any time." It was a growl. Ed almost didn't hear it.

Was that a note of seduction in Alucard's voice. Was he going to seduce him? The cookie in Ed's hand fell to the ground. It was almost like he couldn't hear anything else. The background noise faded away as he stared at the older boy. His eyes grew wide and innocent.

"I'll meet you in the Entrance Hall."

Edward smacked his hands together and grinned at Alucard. "Alright then, how about 10 tonight. I'll be there," he said brightly. A drop of sweat came from Momo.

"Are you sure about this Edward?" Momo asked as Ed walked away. "I mean that boy looks pure evil...like he's got wicked evil thoughts in that head of his. Who knows....maybe he's got whips and chains and will want to torcher you.." Momo trailed off. Edward couldn't help it, he laughed loudly. "Ah Momo what do you take me for? I am skilled at dueling you know. It's not like I'm dumb or anything," he said rolling his eyes with a grin across his face.

[Alucard Demonata]

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