Muggle Sports!~

[Hana Asakura]

Hana grinned brightly to herself as she made her way to the The Quidditch Pitch, It was usually empty at this time of the day. She had finished all of her homework and did not feel like reading a book so she packed up her equipment for muggle sports and head outside. Such a beautiful day was not to be wasted! She had too much energy at the moment and could not stand to be inside her dormitory any longer. She dressed as fast as she could into workout clothes she couldn’t resist to buy in a muggle sport shop and felt so free. A breeze caressed her face softly making her hair flow like water. Such a serene feeling was rare to her and she took a couple of minutes to enjoy herself.

When she arrived at the pitch it was as she expected it to be. Not one person in sight, and that was what she needed. Hana dropped her bag on the ground and picked up a baseball bat and 7 balls. Baseball seemed like the perfect muggle sport to practice today. She whipped out her wand, pointed to the balls and muttered a small spell she had learned a few days ago. It was a simple little spell. It made the balls line up and float in front of her so it’d be the perfect position to hit. Every time she’d hit the ball it would come speeding back to her and take it’s place with the other balls.

She just couldn’t understand her friends. Every, single time she offered them a game of some kind of muggle sport they refused and chose to do something incredibly boring and dull like read a book in the library. Didn’t they have a sense of fun? Hana enjoyed wizarding sports too such as Quidditch but it was interesting to play muggle sports. That was one of Hana’s talents. She was a natural athlete and she loves using that to her advantage, of course her friends never agreed when she went wall climbing or hill surfing.

She did a few stretching exercises and did a warm up lap around the whole field to get her muscles going. After her warm up Hana took a deep breath and began swinging her bat, sending each and very one of the balls flying in the air. She felt alive and refreshed with each heavy hit, and felt greatly satisfied as she hit every ball with a huge amount of energy. She used to do this for hours, not caring whether anyone say her. Why should she be ashamed? It’s a great lot of fun! Who doesn’t like fun?

Hana’s chest swelled with content and delight, she felt as if nothing could go wrong. Absolutely nothing…

[Alucard Demonata]

Alucard needed to smoke, but he just HAD to quit. Freaking professors, one day, he was going to walk right up to them jab the lit end of the fag and let it sizzle against the grimy skin. They could sue, he'd walk out of the school, anyways, he was in his seventh year- there was no need to stick around at school, was there? But still, there were a few things that pulled him back and kept him in school. As long as he had an excuse to in school, he could tell his siblings that he was too busy learning to really care about them and their madness.

Alucard dipping into his suitcases, scowering the unknown regions of his luggage for a small white, tightly wrapped fag- hopefully, he could find one. Hopefully. He failed... nothing, someone had already gone in and taken them all out. Stupid professors and who ever ratted him out to them, he was going to blow their head off as soon as he found out who they were... or he might suck their body dry as a slow painful way of getting back. Alucard pushed himself off his bed, glancing at his fellow Slytherins quietly then slipping through the potrait hole and disappearing.

Alucard found himself on the lawns, without cigarettes he had nothing else to calm himself down- nothing to keep himself sane except sitting alone, feeling the gentle and cool breeze rummaging through his light brown hair. It was usually mistaken as blonde by many and Alucard was too lazy to argue with people, he even considered it blonde himself occassionally. He swept his hand through his hair, looking thoughtfully at the Forbidden Forest. It looked so safe during the day, like there was nothing harmful lurking within the bushes.

A group of small third Ravenclaw girls passed him by. He didn't notice them until one of the taller, black-haired ones said something that made him jump slightly.

'Did you see that crazy Gryffindor girl down at the Quidditch pitch?' She asked with a mock tone in her voice. All the girls giggled in response.

'I did!' chirped the shortest blonde, her blue eyes sparkling, 'She's quite pretty!' The girls all nodded in agreement.

"Idiots." Alucard thought, "They have NO idea WHO they are talking about." As soon as they said 'crazy' and 'Gryffindor', Alucard knew exactly who it was.

'She was funny... playing a muggle sport.' one of the girls said, their voices were fading away... Alucard got up from his seat and began to walk down the Quidditch Pitch to take a look. There Hana was, with a bat and some balls that Alucard had seen a lot as a child. He wandered down there, sneering, "Are you actually playing a muggle sport in Hogwarts? You know girls can't do anything right, so why bother?" He asked.

He wasn't feminist. It was just all the girls, he knew were stupid enough to fall for his flirting, not to mention, that Hana proved his "Girl are stupid as f*ck" theory correct.

[Hana Asakura]

"Are you actually playing a muggle sport in Hogwarts? You know girls can't do anything right, so why bother?"

Hana nearly fell flat on her face! No, this couldn’t be. This had to be a nightmare! A very, very BAD nightmare. There was no way that this was reality. No human being in their right minds could stand this much torture. She had to make sure she wasn’t trapped in a nightmare, and went as far as pinching herself. It hurt…it hurt a lot. So this wasn’t a nightmare…unfortunately. It took all out of Hana not to use her baseball bat to knock his head right off! Maybe she could use it as an extra ball incase she lost one? Hana turned around in her spot to face him. What was his name again?

“So what if I am? I don’t see the rest of Hogwarts having a problem with it! Besides, I’m just having a little fun, I mean you should try it! It starts with a smile, and slowly builds!” her words on inspiration would mean nothing to a sour grump, so it was a but pointless.

Hana glared at him and resumed her position as she was before, imagining that the balls she was whacking were actually Alucard’s head. This seemed to calm her down a bit, although it did NOT alter her mood at all. What the heck did he want this time? Was he looking for a good beating? She wouldn’t mind doing the honors! A baseball bat was the perfect weapon to use against annoying b*astards. Ignoring him was a lot harder than she thought, being one not to contain all her emotions inside she always let it out rather than explode.

[Alucard Demonata]

Alucard shoved his hands into his pockets, gazing at Hana, coolly. This girl was... a menace to society and someone should do something about her or else the destruction of this world was right on schedule as soon as she graduated from Hogwarts.

“So what if I am? I don’t see the rest of Hogwarts having a problem with it! Besides, I’m just having a little fun, I mean you should try it! It starts with a smile, and slowly builds!”

"As a matter of fact, the whole bloody school knows that you and you're f*cking muggle sports!" Alucard said bellowed, pointing furiously at the distant colors of black, red, blue, yellow, and green and more began to draw closer... a medium-sized crowd began to form along the stands, some of them wandered into them while others remained on the pitch. He glanced over at the students with the serpent badges, all of them were girls, ranging from third to seventh years. All them waving at him and blowing him kisses in their grey miny skirts.

He tried to ignore them when a familiar blonde girl stepped forward and shrieked like a rabid fan girl, "Alucard, honey! Make sure you beat that little twerp, all right? Do your best!" Alucard grumbled, girls like those made him want to just dig them a grave and shove them in. But still, he flashed her a flirtatious smile and winked.

"Oh, about the smile, kid, don't expect one. You're not good enough for one." Alucard smirked, crossing his arms and looking at Hana with loathsome eyes, digging deep into her. "Besides, I've got better things to do than argue with a moron like you." Alucard said quietly as he passed slowly towards the stands where a group of girls shrieked his name happily, waving at him, stepping closer to grab him first. Oh, well, ladies, there's enough to go around!

"See you later, trash." Alucard said as he slowly began to make his way towards the crowd, knowing that Hana was challenge him to a game.

Bring it on!

[Hana Asakura]

"As a matter of fact, the whole bloody school knows that you and you're f*cking muggle sports!"

Huh?

Hana whipped around to stare at the many students that were beginning to fill the stadium. What on earth where they doing here? Didn’t they have lessons!? Hana’s eyes quickly scanned the students, which seemed to multiply every minute. That wasn’t exactly good...she didn’t plan on embarrassing Smokey in front of the entire school.

"Alucard, honey! Make sure you beat that little twerp, all right? Do your best!"

Alu-WHAT? Who’s that? Or maybe the question would be WHAT was that? Maybe it’s some kind of new weapon wizards have invented to kill shrimps? Never less, she looked at Smokey and realized that he was communicating with the girl…by using his disgusting methods as usual…wait just a minute. Alucard was Smokey? That’s what his name was? OH, what have his parents done to this poor creature?! They not only raised him badly but had given him a name which was just…she wouldn’t even name an animal THAT!

Hana stifled her laughter at what that airhead girl had just said. Him, beat her? This was supposed to a joke, right? Hana was a star athlete, not to mention she managed to persuade her parents to let her join in muggle AND wizarding sport tournaments every summer. Hana had been playing muggle sports every since she was 4 and she'd thank her parents for letting her do so. She had years and years of practice, and what did Alucard have? His ego, which was not enough to save his neck this time! And when Hana threw a ball, you’d best duck for cover or you might be annihilated.

Hana’s eyes caught something red.

“Hey Hana! Over here!” a voice yelled, trying to get her attention.

Over there indeed! It was her friends and a dozen more Gryffindor‘s. Looks like word traveled around the school fast, how did they know she’d be out here? They waved, whistled and cheered at her, making her smirk with pride. Krystal, one of her best friends even made a red banner. In gold words it read GRYFFINDOR’S GOLDEN LIONESS and had an arrow which was pointing right at her! Looks like they decided to drop by after all. Oh that poor little jerk, he won’t be so full of himself when all this is over. She could promise him that.

"See you later, trash."

Hana grinned evilly as her eyes held a gleam of mischief. She cleared her through and managed to put a serious and solemn expression. “Am I to understand that you’re running away like a coward? I thought that even “you” could handle a small little game which even four year olds play. I guess I was expecting too much out of you.” she put her hand on her waste, still holding the baseball bat. “I suppose the whole school would now refer to you as a “sissy”. And all your fans were so eager to see some action. “ she sighed disappointingly, as if saying you’re funeral, buddy.

"So, what's it gonna be?"

[Alucard Demonata]

Cheers emerged from the students, their voices roaring and echoing, more students were coming down. The place finally was infested with many Slytherins and Gryffindors, and a couple Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws. What the f*ck were these imbiciles thinking? Well, apparently, thinking with the brains was proving to be a little difficult for them. There was no way whatsoever that Alucard was going to stand here and be entertainment for everyone. The students were insane and they were imagining thins, Alucard was leaving and that was the end of it.

No more.

Alucard never played any sports, not since he was seven. When he was a child, he used to go outside and walk through the small forest and ran about in the meadows with his younger brother in their home in Budapest. Occassionally, their older sister escorted them down to a small lake near by and they played in the water, dipping into the cool water and laying around in the sun, listening to the buzzing of bees and the singing of crickets. Although, no one of is qualified for any sort of athletics, Alucard was a lazy person. But he still managed to have a thin, lanky frame with enough muscle to knock an idiot out, if he attacked them hard enough. Alucard felt nostalgic as he thought of when he was worry-free but his attention was snapped away when he noticed a banner, that was held up.

“Hey Hana! Over here!”

GRYFFINDOR’S GOLDEN LIONESS

Was she "golden" or even a "lioness"? It wasn't even possible. Although, the thought of their sad attempt was quite amusing. Alucard snorted, crossing his arms. This was said. When Alucard got extremely angry he began to swear in another language as he attempted to say something in English- he said something else, "Seggfej." He furrowed his eyebrows, pinched the bridge of his nose to get rid of his headache, as he walked slowly towards the Slytherins who came running towards him. The girls tearing past the boys with the talons just to get to Alucard first, some of the boys crossed the arms and raised their eyebrows- all they wanted to do was pat his back and walk off. It wasn't like they wanted to hog him.

“Am I to understand that you’re running away like a coward? I thought that even “you” could handle a small little game which even four year olds play. I guess I was expecting too much out of you.”

Alucard stopped in his tracks, he bowed his head trying to surpress a laugh. Dropping his hands to his side and shoving them into his pocket, "Heh." He spun around to glare at Hana with his golden brown eyes, did she think he was going to drop out of it? After she of all people was threatening him? He was not going to admit defeat so quickly, he was not going to let her get away with coaxing him into playing. The cheering was ringing in his ears, Alucard felt like he was going to become deaf from their annoying attempts to make things exciting.

“I suppose the whole school would now refer to you as a “sissy”. And all your fans were so eager to see some action.”

"Don't count on it, kid." Alucard said sarcastically, looking at her in her sports wear. She looked like a total bamboon. He could totally take her out. What was the worst thing a girl could do to him?

"So, what's it gonna be?"

"Te hülye kurva." Alucard was being pressured into doing something by a piece of trash? This was unbelievable! He marched over towards her bag, yanked it open and ripped out a ball and a mit. "Make it worth while." He hissed as he began to make his way arrogantly farther into the Quidditch field where random white balls lay from when Hana had sent them flying before. She wasn't going to win this, as soon as, it was his turn to bat- she was going to regret it.

[Hana Asakura]

"Heh."

Hana raised an eyebrow at how many students there were present. Didn't they have anything better to do like study? When Hana usually came at this time at the weekend the pitch was completely empty and now?! And why on earth did Alucard feel the need to ruin her life? She got enough from their last two visits and still got a headache when Alucard came into mind. Would she ever forget this creep?

"Don't count on it, kid."

Alucard seemed conident enough...well, that was funny. Did he really beleive for a second that he could ake her on? You'd have to in the olympics to even come close. Could Alucard stop being so airheaded and face the solid truth? He had the chance to walk away and yet he chooses THIS?

"Te hülye kurva."

Hana looked amused. She had no idea what he just said, but by the tone of his voice it must not have been a happy comment. Hana watched as Alucard made his way further into the pitch. She didn't exactly give him a warning, but couldn't he sense danger? Wasn't he some sort of new species of human deveopment? His parents must have dropped him on the head WAY too many times. She got into position, a ball in her hand ready to make her kill.

"Let's get this show on the road." she muttered, smirking widely.

She was already making excuses not to go to his funeral.

Hana threw the ball with all her might, making sure that Alucard wouldn't miss catching it even if he was a bit on the "brat" side. What Hana didn't know was that hardly anyone could survive a throw like that and Alucard who was so inexperianced would surely be...destroyed.

(((short and lousy! T.T)))

[Alucard Demonata]

Alucard smirked, standing from his spot, glove in hand. He got into a stance, ready to catch the ball as soon as it came shooting into his direction. Alucard listened to the annoying hollering coming from the Gryffindors and everyone who was on Hana's side. There was an equal amount of supporters on both side, all the idiots for Alucard and all the bigger idiots for Hana. It was served well. Alucard continued give an occassional flirtacious look at the girls, causing them to squee all over the stands some more, this was probably the loudest they'd ever been in their entire lives. Alucard was surprised that their vocal chords hadn't shattered yet.

"Let's get this show on the road."

Alucard heard Hana's voice, muffled due to the distance. Show? This was more like a Blockbuster hit. The two of them playing this muggle sport called Baseball was basically going to go on global TV, if it got anymore exciting for all the people watching. Alucard loved the thought of humiliating Hana in front of the whole school. Yes, it was cruel and he didn't like doing it- he wouldn't even do it to himself (not that he'd even consider it) but he did long to see the color of red on Hana's cheeks as she was taunted by the Slytherins in the hallways for a couple weeks about failing to be Alucard.

Although, if Hana beat Alucard, he'd feel jealous and angry but life went on. If anyone laughed at him about it, he'd punch the living daylights out of them until laughing became an alien thing to them.

Alucard's eyes flitted away from the Slytherin's back and to Hana but he hadn't noticed she had thrown the ball until it was inches from his face. Alucard had barely anytime to react and the ball went spashing into his face, knocking him off his balance and on to the ground. He lay there for a few minutes, feeling the throbbing pain in between his eyes at the bridge of his nose. He managed to turn his head away from the stands, hearing the sound of screams coming from nearly everyone. The Slytherin girls were cowering over to the boys for comfort as they sobbed, assuming Alucard was killed.

The last thing Alucard thought before he lost conciousness was "Idiots."

And the lights went out.

[Hana Asakura]

Hana was remotely surprised when Alucard's head nearly flew off because of the ball she had just hit. What was wrong with him? Did the fact that Hana was going to beat him come as a great shock? Or was this lack of smoking that he went unconscious?

"OH SNAP!" Hana shouted. Couldn't he catch? Maybe if he wasn't busy fraternizing with his lover buddies he could have been saved but no! He had to do this the hard way and get himself knocked out! What on earth is wrong with him? Did he expect to win if he kept making goo-goo eyes at his many girlfriends? Hana wondered whether his perverted fantasies would ever be the same again. Not that it worried her, but she couldn't help but feel riled up at the thought of a baseball zooming into his face just when he was about to have s-

Let's leave it there...

Hana looked up a her friends, who looked quite amused by all of this. That wasn't helping...Would she get detention for knocking out a playboy Slytherin with a baseball? Hana giggled nervously and scratched the back of her head.

"Guess it's time for me to leave..." She packed up her things as fast as she could and quickly vanished before Alucard's fans could kill her.

Maybe this is what her father meant when he said she should find an activity which doesn't include killing people and ruining their inner fantasies...Hana groaned out loud in agony.

[Alucard Demonata]

Alucard's eyes fluttered open, where was he? What happened? He looked around the place... Faces were looking down at him, most of the boys looked at him curiously and the girls had dried tears on their faces, why? Alucard slowly got up but a huge ache in his head and he forced himself back on to the bed. He turned his head over to see a sixth year, "What happened?" He asked him.

'The bloody Gryffindork hexed the ball.' The boy responded. Just from the word 'Gryffindor' Alucard had to roll his eyes, he looked back up to see a platinum blonde girl around his age piercing his soft gaze into him.

'We'll get back at her, if you want us to.' The girl said quietly, she sounded desperate.

'You should rest, Alucard.' A boy from the back of the crowd said.

Alucard swore under his breath, glaring at all them. "No." He said coldly as he got up angrily, despite the fact that his head was throbbing like crazy. Pitiful humans, they were, trying so badly to keep Alucard from doing anything unpredictable with them. Alucard didn't speak at all, he got up from where he sat and he slowly walked towards the staircase leading into the Slytherin Common Room.

"If any of try anything of that girl, you'll have me to answer to." Alucard threatened as calmly as he possibly could at a time like this and he slowly wandered up into the Boy's dorm. He locked the door behind him and he wandered over to his bedside table where he picked up his mirror and looking into it.

He saw his light brown eyes, his golden brown hair... his deathly pale skin... a round red mark on his forehead. No wait, that shouldn't be there.

Alucard looked closely at the mark, it was slowly turning purple- a bruise. He slammed the mirror down without breaking it, he flung himself over and huddle under the blankets, "F*cky b*tch, she's going to pay for it..." He kept muttering until he surrendered to sleep. Knocks were coming from the dorm room door, they were trying to get in.

Did they think Alucard cared if they slept on the Common Room floor and fought like dogs over the couch and the pillows?